By Mike Stiriti
Sitting on my winning record and not picking Week 17 would be like a guy who has the batting title wrapped up by half a point and sitting out the last game of the season. Bush league.
I suppose I’ll regret making these picks if I go 1-15 and drop below .500, but if the Pats are going to go all out on the final weekend, so should I.
The Picks:
Patriots -14 over GIANTS
This game originally opened at -14.5. When Vegas opens a game at -14.5 it means 1 thing: They want you to take the dog. They want you to think “hmmm, the Pats will win, but probably just by 2 touchdowns. I’ll take New York.” RULE #1: If Vegas wants you to do something, do the opposite.
EAGLES -7.5 over Bills
Same logic as above.
BUCS +2.5 over Panthers
I don’t care if Tampa Bay has a playoff spot wrapped up. I don’t care if they will be sitting their starters. They are dogs at home and are a much better team. For the Panthers, 2008 can’t come quickly enough.
Bengals -3 over DOLPHINS
I’m tempted to use my Panthers logic here too, since Cincy is another underachieving team that can’t wait to get to the offseason. That said, the Dolphins can’t stop anybody and the Bungles can still put up points.
REDSKINS -9 over Cowboys
Definitely don’t know what to expect in this one. The ‘Skins have been up and down all year, while Dallas hasn’t looked great in December. TO won’t be playing and Washington needs a win to get in the playoffs, so they should take care of business.
PACKERS -4 over Lions
At Lambeau: check
Late December: check
Favre: check
Green Bay coming off an embarassing loss: check
Jags +6.5 over TEXANS
Picking a 7-8 Houston team to cover a 6.5 point spread against one of the best 5 teams in the league is like getting drunk and hooking up with a fat chick. Under normal circumstances you would never do it, but you think to yourself “hey, its week 17…what happens in week 17 stays in week 17…right? Right guys???” Wrong. Just because Jacksonville is benching its stars does not mean you should bench your inhabitions.
BEARS +2 over Saints
New Orleans needs a win for their playoff hopes, but the Bears are coming off an impressive thrashing of Green Bay. Hmmm…a dilemma. To break this tie I will use my “who would win in a mascot fight” theory. Since a bear would most certainly maul a religious person, I’m taking Chicago.
Steelers -3.5 over RAVENS
I don’t care if Pittsburgh plays their 5th string, Baltimore sucks. Good teams find ways to win games they should lose, and bad teams find ways to lose games they should win. Baltimore is a bad team.
Seahawks +2.5 over FALCONS
I don’t care if Seattle plays their 5th string, Atlanta sucks. Good teams find ways to win games they should lose, and bad teams find ways to lose games they should win. Atlanta is a bad team.
49ers +10 over BROWNS
The Niners look to be on the up and up, while Cleveland has all but pissed away their playoff chances. Look for Cleveland to pull it off, but it won’t be pretty.
BRONCOS +3 over Vikings
Mile High in the dead of winter still means something, especially against a dome team.
Chargers -8 over RAIDERS
If San Diego is going to do anything in the playoffs they need to keep their momentum going. I just hope they know that.
Rams +6 over CARDINALS
Stephen Jackson is more aware of fantasy football than any other player in the league. He knows that he has owners counting on him in championship games this week and he will play like a beast.
Chiefs +6 over JETS
THEY PLAY, TO WIN, THE GAME!
COLTS +6.5 over Titans
Here we go Jim Sorgi!
Last Week 7-8
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