Archive for May, 2008

The Politics of Sports

by Dave Fialkov, special to SportsFanParadise.

As a sports fan living in Washington, D.C., a city where politics, not horseracing, is the sport of kings, it’s easy to compare sports to politics and politics to sports. Generally, it’s my knowledge as a sports fan that informs my understanding of politics.

The concept of “momentum” is a good example. In the never-ending presidential election, I am always stunned when one candidate defeats another in a state by more than expected, and suddenly people talk as though the “big” win is a big deal. It seems to me that if Barack Obama beats Hillary Clinton in Iowa, he wins Iowa, whether he wins the state by 3, 10, or 20 percentage points. This, of course, is not true. It would be like saying a powerful dunk that brings the crowd to its feat and stops the visiting team’s 10-0 scoring run is just another two points. It’s not. The dunk shifts the momentum of the game from one team or another, and this has a strong impact over the course of the game. (Ask anyone who has played NHL 2004). Similarly, early this year, a big win in Iowa shifted the momentum of the presidential race from the “inevitable” Hillary Clinton to the “insurgent” Barack Obama.

So this is how sports helps me understand politics: I wouldn’t fully grasp the notion of “big wins” in the presidential primaries if I didn’t understand as a basketball fan why a powerful dunk is more than a mere two points. Until “Spygate,” however, I never experienced the reverse, where POLITICS informs my understanding of SPORTS.

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For eight years now, Dick Cheney has been the man that Democrats love to hate. Week in and week out we hear all sorts of allegations and accusations against the Vice President, but nothing generally comes of it.

The one time anything quasi-major developed as a result of Cheney’s extra-legal actions involved the leaking of a covert CIA agent’s name to a reporter. What happened there was President Bush said in his State of the Union address that the African country of Niger was selling weapons of mass destruction to Iraq. A few days later, Joseph Wilson, the CIA’s weapons expert in Niger came out and said it was not true. Angry, Cheney ordered his chief of staff, “Scooter” Libby, to tell certain newspaper reporters that Wilson’s wife, Valerie Plame, was an undercover CIA agent (which she was). This is illegal, and Libby was convicted and sentenced to prison, but given a get-out-of-jail-free card out of George Bush’s community chest.

Thus, to punish Joseph Wilson for speaking out against the Administration, and send a message to others that might even think of doing the same, Dick Cheney and his cronies ruined the career of Valerie Plame and jeopardized the lives of those with whom she had made contact overseas as an undercover agent.

What always baffled me as this story went on was not just the people who took the actions themselves (Bush, Cheney, Libby), but the hundreds of people the DEFENDED their conduct in the media. “They had to do it to protect our country,” the pundits would say. “The leaking of her name had nothing to do with the fact that her husband exposed the president as a liar.” These are the people I couldn’t understand. The people so drenched in their own ideology and worldviews that they were unable to step back and see Cheney for the criminal that he is. Their conduct, I thought, was inexcusable.

But the other day, as I saw for the first time the infamous “tapes” behind Spygate, I realized that I am those people. Me and every other Patriot fan that deluded themselves into believing that the championships that the Patriots won in the past eight years were legitimate. The fans that defended Bill Bellicheck as a “genius” who was able to turn the team from mediocrity to dynasty. We are all kidding ourselves. Bill Bellicheck is the Dick Cheney of the NFL.

These scandals never enter the media all at once; it is a slow, trickle of facts that come out every few weeks that build on one another to create a clear case for cheating or criminality. Initially, when these tapes came out, we were told that they just taped one Jets game, which they could have won anyway, and I said big deal. Similarly, when President Bush first made that statement in his State of the Union address that turned out to be not true, his defenders said “it was one mistake, unintentional, he means well, let it go.”

Then we were told there were other tapes, but none were from playoff games, and I said big deal. At this point, the Pats were like 8-0 and looking more dominant than Ali in ’67, and I knew that they weren’t taping games THIS YEAR so they had to be legit, I said to myself. Just like when the world later found out that the Administration’s weapons man in Niger said Bush was lying, people figured “Hey, the war in Iraq has already begun, lets just stick together as a country and get the job done.”

Then we were told that one of them was the AFC Championship game against Pittsburg. I remember the game well, because my boy Drew Bledsoe (I was a latecomer to the Tom Brady bandwagon) came in in the second half and led the team to victory. Big deal, I said to myself. The tapes only help them in future games after the team has time to review them. This is similar to the way Cheney defenders dismissed the leaking of Valerie Plame’s identity as an innocent mistake, totally unrelated to the ongoing scandal involving Iraq and Niger.

Over the last year or so, I have been impressed by the few brave conservatives that have stepped into the spotlight to criticize Bush and Cheney. John Dean, Richard Nixon’s former advisor who spent some time behind bars for Watergate, comes to mind. These people realize that it’s not necessarily in their political self-interest to go against the Administration, but they recognize that at a certain point, you have to stand up and say stop.

The other day, after watching those spygate tapes for the first time, and listening to people that know a lot more about football than I do describe their contents, I was astonished. They showed the opposing coaches give signals, followed by the endzone (Madden) view of the game to see how the teams set up, followed by down-and-distance. These tapes do not indicate a coach that “misinterpreted” the rules, but a conscious, malicious, and in the end successful attempt to cheat. The NFL guys on ESPN seemed sure that the tapes were used during games, and contained invaluable information for any coach or player to review during halftime. I believe them. Any Patriot fans that view the evidence and conclude anything else are deceiving themselves. Like ruining the career of a CIA agent to hopes of creating a false case for war, it’s not too bad to be true.

In one of the funnier scenes in The Godfather Part 2, a Senator is questioning one of the lower legmen of the Corleone crime family, Willy Cicci. Trying to get direct evidence of Michael Corleone’s criminal conduct, the Senator asks Cicci if Corleone ever directly asked him to kill someone. Cicci says no. “There was always a buffer, someone in between you who gave the orders?” the Senator asked. “Yeah, a buffer,” Cicci answered mockingly and sarcastically. “The family had a lot of buffers.” Laughter filled the hearing room.

Even though the scene was funny, it illustrates a larger point: Cheaters have buffers. Criminals, have buffers. Dick Cheney never told any reporter about the identity of a covert CIA agent; he had his cronies do it for him to insulate him from liability. Michael Corleone never told Willy Cicci to kill anyone, but he had someone else do it for him to insulate him from liability. The existence of a hierarchal structure where “legmen” never speak to the boss and are generally uninformed about the purpose of their orders is the strongest evidence one can find of intent to commit a crime, or intent to perpetrate a fraud.

Now, let’s look at how Matt Walsh—the Willy Cicci and Scooter Libby of the New England Patriots—acted throughout Spygate. He was some video flunky who was told to tape games by the Pats’ Research Director Ernie Adams. Walsh was given explicit orders of exactly what to tape, told not to tell anybody about it, and to return the tape to Adams after every game. What Adams did with the tapes, neither Walsh nor the public knows. These orders were not given to Walsh by an overzealous research director anxious to impress his boss. It was a sophisticated cheating plan, conceived of, outlined and implemented by Bill Bellichick, during the decade that saw the Patriots emerge as one of the all-time great pro-sports dynasties.

Patriots fans should be humbled and embarrassed. This past year, while I watched my team rack up win after win, I dismissed all accusations of cheating and illegitimacy with the same condescending arrogance that Dick Cheney’s cronies dismissed allegations of improper and illegal politicking. In a strange way, politics has informed my approach to sports, and has helped heal the wounds of the Patriots defeat in Super Bowl XLII. I am glad the Giants won.

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See Ya In Another Series Brotha

Now that each of the NBA conference semi-final series have played their 4th games, it is time for some fan analysis. I could just provide commentary and express my opinion on the 8 remaining teams, but that wouldn’t alienate any readers, which has always been a goal of mine. Instead, I will compare the stars of each squad with a character on the greatest prime time network television program of all-time, L O S T.

If you are a fan of the NBA and a Lostie, you will hopefully enjoy this column.
If you love the NBA but don’t watch Lost, this should give you a little insight into a show that I will be writing about more and more as Season 4 wraps up.
If you love Lost but aren’t into the NBA, you may be able to gain enough insight so impress some people next time you’re in a bar and the Celts game is on.
If you don’t watch Lost and you hate basketball, well, this column won’t be for you. Feel free to watch my brother box his frat brother.

The Celtics’ Kevin Garnett = Jack Sheppard

Like Jack, KG is a natural born leader. He promised to bring the Celtics their 17th banner with the same confidence that Jack has when promising to get his fellow castaways off The Island. Both have had their ups and downs recently: Just when Jack thought the chopper was there to bring them home, he finds out that the crew on the freighter has other intentions. Just when KG thinks that they will be able to sweep a series, his team is completely and utterly unable to win a game away from the Garden.

The Cavs’ LeBron James = John Locke

Both LeBron and Locke have been annointed as “The Chosen One.” While King James has taken over as the face of the NBA, Locke has taken over for Ben as the person best able to communicate with The Island, and therefore the main contact to Jacob. As we saw last episode, John Locke was scouted at a very early age, and people have always thought he was special. LeBron has been scouted since he was in middle school, and people have had equally high hopes and expected great things from him as well.

The Lakers’ Kobe Bryant = Benjamin Linus

Kobe is as manipulative in the NBA as Ben is in Lost. He ran Shaq out of town a few years ago, he demanded a trade the last few off-seasons, and he forced his general manager to trade for a superstar at this year’s trade deadline. Nobody pulls more strings than Kobe, at least nobody besides the puppet master of The Island. Both Kobe and Ben are talented and powerful, but they each have checkered pasts: Kobe raped a girl in Colorado a few years back, and Ben orchestrated the genocide of everyone in the Dharma initiative.

The Hornets’ Chris Paul = Kate Austin

What can I say? They are both so hot right now. Paul is averaging over 25 points and 11 assists per game against the Spurs, while Kate…well…just look at her. Besides million dollar smiles, each of these superstars has a kick-ass nickname: Everybody calls Paul “CP3″, while Sawyer calls Kate “Freckles” (not to be confused with Brian Scalabrine).

The Jazz’s Deron Williams = Juliet Burke

Just like Williams is challenging Chris Paul for the title of best point guard alive, Juliet is challenging Kate for Jack’s affection. While the Jazz might steal a game here and there, and Juliet might steal a kiss or two from the Doc, we know who the best one is. Sorry guys, looks like you aren’t quite as hot as CP3 and Freckles, but playing 2nd fiddle ain’t so bad, just ask the Yankees.

The Spurs’ Tim Duncan = Sayid Jarrah

The silent killers. Neither of these guys are all that exciting, both very boring actually, unless of course the game is on the line. Both have an uncanny ability to come through in the clutch. Sure, Duncan does it with jump shots and free throws while Sayid can take people down with his hands tied behind his back and break their neck with his legs. Either way, I want each of these guys on my team when I’m going into battle.

The Pistons’ Rasheed Wallace = Sawyer

They are both the resident bad-asses, with the tats and the attitude to prove it. Sawyer has killed a couple people in cold blood, which is worse than anything Rasheed has ever done, but he does hold the NBA record for the most technical fouls in a season. That said, both have soft sides. Rasheed is supposedly a good teammate, while Sawyer is very protective of Kate, Claire, and even Hurley.

The Magic’s Dwight Howard = Jin Kwon

They are both certified tough guys (I certainly wouldn’t mess with either) and both struggle with English (Dwight because he never went to college, Jin because hes Korean). The main similarity, however, is that neither has much time left. We see Sun visit Jin’s grave in a flash forward, so we know he is going to die soon, while Orlando is down 3-1 to Detroit, and will most likely get bounced tonight at the Palace.

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Come se dice Posh Spice en espanol?

So as some of you know, I don’t spend 40 hours a week on this site. You must be thinking, “My God, how is he able to provide so much stellar content while holding down a full-time job?” The answer is simple: I stay home every Friday and Saturday night and work on the site. That, or maybe I just do it at my real job while I’m supposed to be working. Either way, in addition to being the CEO of SportsFanParadise and a full-time business development specialist, I also work part time for Sportsticker. When I was down in Florida on a hiatus from life I covered Yankees spring training, a few Rays games and the ACC Tournament. Up here in Boston my gigs have been much more limited, but I did manage to carve out my niche as the ‘Ticker’s #1 MLS guy in the area. This is pretty ironic considering I know less about soccer than most 8-year-old girls, but I have managed to blend in, speak in generalities, and get the job done.

The best part of the gig is how easy it is to interview these players. In my past as an intern and ‘Ticker reporter I have gotten quotes from some really friendly guys (Kevin Millar, John Valentin and Marv Levy come to mind) as well as some who were more difficult (one coaches a blue college basketball team, another took ‘roids and lied about his age), but nothing compares to these MLS guys. They are all pretty friendly, mostly at or around my age, not famous, and don’t have egos. Its a reporter’s dream come true.

This past Saturday I had the pleasure of covering a 3-0 drubbing of the hometown Revs at the hands of the Chicago Fire. The game also brought me in contact with one of soccer’s biggest celebrities, but of course I didn’t know that at the time.

Apparently, Cuauhtemoc Blanco is to Mexico as David Beckham is to England. When I bumped into him in the visitor’s locker room after Saturday’s contest I didn’t recognize him as the leading scorer that I read about in the game notes. He was short, not quite Beckham in the looks department, and the throngs of media were nowhere to be found. It wasn’t until I got home and did some Googling that I realized the main perk of being your country’s best soccer player. I proudly introduce Blanco’s wife, talk show host Rossana Najera.


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Yup…That seems about right

Hillary Clinton’s pick to win the Kentucky Derby, Eight Belles, didn’t have a good Saturday. The only filly in the field, Eight Belles came in 2nd place, broke both ankles after crossing the finish line, and had to be euthanized on the track. Oh, and the horse that ended up winning was named Big Brown. Lets just say that you don’t need to be Bruce Vilanch to come up with jokes about this.

Yes PETA, I think the entire thing is hilarious. Throw in the fact that the horse was put to sleep in front of thousands of rich people in funny hats who are drunk off mint juleps and the story just gets funnier.

Think about the difference between the owner of Eight Belles and the owner of Barbaro. One spent millions on surgery for a horse that will never race again and the other gives the OK to Kevorkian his horse on NBC. Like I’ve always said, life is good when you’re a stud.

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