Let me say this. The parents and/or teachers responsible for this play deserve a Humanitarian Award and they deserve it yesterday. In a world of increasing political correctness and in the face of the pussification of America these people GET it. They understand that life is short and that it’s OK to laugh a little. They say “Fudge you!” to the adult losers who banned dodgeball in gym class because their kid losers were getting bruises from foam balls. They say “Fudge you!” to the hippies and lesbians who protest everything because they’re too lazy or ugly to get real jobs. Most importantly, they say “Fudge you!” to the activists who say that violent movies and music are the cause of youth violence. Shitty parenting causes youth violence. Watching The Shining when you’re 7-years-old causes you to be less of a pussy. Thank you HBO free preview weekends.
Another no-brainer for me is when it comes to recasting Garner. The look, the attitude, and the look: Seth Gilliam has it all. Who you say? Gilliam played Ellis Carver in The Wire and has desperately needed work since. And just look at the similarities! All we need is an ATV! Time to throw on that white polo Seth, you got yourself a job!
Editor’s Note: It has been months since we heard from Karaoke Craig, but this weekend, out of the Carolina blue, I get an email of musings from the ‘Dise’s southern correspondent. You just never know with this kid.
