The popular sentiment regarding the Morning Dump was similar to Drunk Katie’s reaction to a Beirut double-up: BRING IT BACK BITCHES!!!

So while I’m trying to figure out how to get the Boss Button to work on the blog, enjoy some links. Bardo isn’t online so we’re a little light this week. Feel free to email some good ones to sportsfanparadise@gmail.com

As usual, Sporcle delivered this week with quizzes including Celebrity Mugshots, “Number” Band Names, and even the Muppet Show theme song. But this quiz takes the cake. I was perfect on the SEC, ACC, Big 10, Pac 10, and Big 12, but the Big East tripped me up a bit. Good luck.

Not only does Ithaca crush Alfred in football, but we rock out to The Darkness a hell of a lot better than they do too.

The Dan Band could possibly be my favorite non-Bruce musical act. Here is their latest video.

Here is an interesting article about websites spawned by popular TV. Someday I hope to have a sitcom spawn from this blog. We shall see.

Speaking of HIMYM, is it possible that I have never posted the link for Barney’s Blog? If so I apologize deeply.

Whit (Popcandy) is down at SXSW so she won’t be posting L O S T reactions until Monday, but I’ll throw a few thoughts around about Wednesday’s episode:

- You all know I’m a big Sawyer fan, and as cool as he was 2 weeks ago, I’ll admit that he was kind of a dick. BUT, in his defense, he has been running shit for 3 years and then Jack came back and thought he was going to be Captain Island again. Jack needs to chill the fuck out, read a God damn book, and maybe go bone Kate or something. Seriously, you’re in the 1970s, you have no clue what the hell is going on. Not everything is a freaking mission.

- I know I’m in the minority but I like Sawyer and Juliet together. They have a good thing going. While Kate is undoubtedly hotter she is also a nutjob, and Juliet seems to have a better head on her shoulders. It should also be said that Juliet has larger breasts, ya know, for like tiebreaker purposes. I have no idea where they’re going with Juliet’s character, but Sawyer is clearly still in love with Kate.

- Why didn’t Sun flash back with everyone else? I presume that Ben didn’t because he wasn’t orginally on the plane, and/or because he wouldn’t have been able to coexist with the 1977 Ben. Was Sun born on the island? Was she that Asian baby in the first scene of Season 5?

- I’m contimplating getting a Frank Lapidas poster for my cubicle. Is there a more likable character on the show?

-How did Ben get his ass kicked after Sun knocked him out and before Locke sees him with the rest of the wounded?

-Now that we know that the island brought Locke back to life it is clear that Christian is as alive as any of them. Is he living with Claire? Is he talking with Jacob? Is he Jacob? Is he more special than Locke? Andy has been saying all along that he is the key to the show, and I’m starting to agree.

HAVE YOUR OWN THOUGHTS? HIT UP THE MESSAGE BOARD, I WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOU THINK.

Picture of the week:
Oh yeah, they’re Krispy Kreme bacon cheeseburgers. I submitted this to This Is Why You’re Fat a week ago but they haven’t posted it yet.