Besides Andy sending me this article about how the steroid dealer in The Wrestler is an actual steroid dealer in real life (I believe it because he fucking nailed that part), and Karaoke Craig dropping this gem, NOBODY sent me a link for the Morning Dump. I can’t do this all by myself people, despite popular opinion I do in fact have a job.
So in the spirit of it being Friday and because I’m a little hung-over from my 2nd Bruce cover band show in less than a week, I decided not to write anything today. Instead, we’re going to play a little game of athlete look-a-like, and today’s focus is current and former wrestlers.
Don’t like it? Start your own blog.
Val Venis vs. Aubrey Huff
John Cena vs. Justin Morneau
Fatu of the Headshrinkers vs. Troy Polamalu
Booker T vs. Corey Dillon
Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake vs. Jonathan Papelbon















