Tom Brady is off the market and the biggest headcase in NBA history just signed with the Celts, but that doesn’t mean we can’t HOLLA FOR SOME HOT LINKS!

Mr. Chi City got a parking ticket. This brotha can’t catch a break.

Apparently Derek Jeter calls himself “DJ” on his college girlfriend’s voicemail. Man this guy has it rough.

This is why you’re fat. That entire site rivals but does not compare with best casserole ever posted on Morning Dump’s past.

This is definitely the manliest way to stay warm during the winter.

Ever wonder how much it costs to put a hit on someone? SFP doesn’t condone murder-for-hire but this is interesting.

Are you a shopping cart hero? Warning: Addictive.

Free SFP bumper sticker to anyone who can beat my record of 113. And no you can’t use an entire ESPN production and research staff for help.

While we wait for my girl Whitney Matheson to post her 10-best Lost comments column on Pop Candy, check out this interesting article about the show’s script coordinator. And also while we’re waiting, here are some of my questions for you guys…

- Is this war that Widmore mentioned definitely between he and Ben? I think that they may be on the same side, but fighting for power (think Obama and Hillary). They both seemed to want the Oceanic 6 to have gone back, and they both seem somewhat aligned with Mrs. Hawking.

- Are Caesar and Ilana part of the war? They are definitely not random crash victims…they have an agenda.

- Who was the woman that went to the main island with Frank Lapidas? Sun? Wouldn’t it make sense that she flashed to the island with Jack, Kate and Hurley? (Maybe not since Locke flashed to the small island).

- Is Walt like Desmond? Are his dreams really just memories? Remember Season 1…Walt is special. He is not done. Locke, Desmond, Walt, Aaron…these people are special.

- Frank landed that plane pretty well. Could he have used whatever part of the runway that the Others were building when Kate and Sawyer were captive?

- What time period are they in on the small island? Can it be different than the main island? WTF?

- Is Locke alive-alive, island-alive, or just alive if the time that the island has skipped to is before his the date of his actual death? Does this apply to Christian too?

-Can a brotha get a Jacob update? WTF?

But I digress…

Finally, what better way to start the weekend than to get BOSSCOCKED!

and the MD wouldn’t be complete without a hilarious POTW:

Picture of the Week…Touche:
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